January 2011
im not going to shower until next year.
mariocart:
When people assume that a new year will magically change their life forever and everything will be amazing when really, it’s just another day.
December 2010
Look at this idiot's facebook picture. →
wwiao:
kaidyftw:
thatbieberdream:
lovealltrustnone:
meelissaax3:
drunkonradiation:
sweetestimperfection:
anticipatingserendipity:
youremindmeofawhore:
the-toneofsurprise:
lupincantsing:
giveherhellfromuspeeves:
tallerghostwalt:
dacupcakebomb:
UMM, EXCUSE YOU. THATS ME. YOU WANNA SAY SOMETHING TO MY FACE BABE? NO? THEN GO GET A LIFE. JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, AND...
I'm kissing Mary Jane when the ball drops.
can i join?
In 2010, I have...
() stayed single for the whole year
() made out in/on a car
() kissed in the snow
(x) celebrated Halloween
() kissed in the rain
() had your heart broken
() broke someone else’s heart
() had a stalker
(x) went over the minutes on your cell phone
(x) had a good relationship with someone
(x) someone questioned your sexual orientation
() gotten pregnant
() had an abortion
(x) have a...
Imagine if tumblr showed me how many hours I've...
sajinsul:
oh my god
that moment at the end of the movie where the main...
bitch, he doesn’t know where you live.
Anonymous asked: how old are youu?
Anonymous asked: Name: Anonymous
Age: 45
Where You’re From: The Internet
Sexuality: Pedophile
Single/Taken: Open
Favourite Colour: Nude
Favourite Type Of Music: Porn Music
Why You Follow me: To jack off
One Thing You Want To Tell Me: Want to meet up tomorrow at the park, 2 pm?
One Thing You Want To Do Before You Die: Fuck all the small children...
Age: 45
Where You’re From: The Internet
Sexuality: Pedophile
Single/Taken: Open
Favourite Colour: Nude
Favourite Type Of Music: Porn Music
Why You Follow me: To jack off
One Thing You Want To Tell Me: Want to meet up tomorrow at the park, 2 pm?
One Thing You Want To Do Before You Die: Fuck all the small children...
Anonymous asked: Name: Anonymous
Age: 45
Where You’re From: The Internet
Sexuality: Pedophile
Single/Taken: Open
Favourite Colour: Nude
Favourite Type Of Music: Porn Music
Why You Follow me: To jack off
One Thing You Want To Tell Me: Want to meet up tomorrow at the park, 2 pm?
One Thing You Want To Do Before You Die: Fuck all the small children...
Age: 45
Where You’re From: The Internet
Sexuality: Pedophile
Single/Taken: Open
Favourite Colour: Nude
Favourite Type Of Music: Porn Music
Why You Follow me: To jack off
One Thing You Want To Tell Me: Want to meet up tomorrow at the park, 2 pm?
One Thing You Want To Do Before You Die: Fuck all the small children...
Cannot unhear "Nude Erections" instead of "New...
vax13:
imsureofthis:
jklsdfhjkasdhflkjsd
I will never hear “New Directions” again
Dear Followers.... Don't be a stranger.
vanderpander:
youreyesareendless:
I don’t care if you’re old or new I would love to get to know you.
Just leave it in my ask ok?
Name:
Age:
Where You’re From:
Sexuality:
Single/Taken:
Favourite Colour:
Favourite Type Of Music:
Why You Follow me:
One Thing You Want To Tell Me:
One Thing You Want To Do Before You Die:
Something Random :
doubt anyone will. but it’s worth a...
Reblog if you have met someone on tumblr that you...
I know everyone can make their own Tumblr account....
Thanks guys, I'll be answering these later.
makeitlastforever2:
(kyokyo-)
That awkward moment when girls try to flirt with...
He ran into my knife.
dennychronis:
yourmomisarepublican:
He ran into my knife ten times.
HE HAD IT COMIN’ HE HAD IT COMIN’ HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME.
If you’d have been there If you’d have seen it I betcha you would have done the same
Stare at the dot for 30 seconds and the orange...
iamshanon:
teaisyummy:
SUPER JACKIE.
this is really oldddd
YEAH BITCH, I JUST GOT ENDLESS SCROLLING:D